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sexdosis:

can we just stay in bed, fuck and cuddle and kiss for like 2 weeks

(via sexdosis)

brandnoose:

brandnoose:

what should i do for my 15,000 post???

wait a second i fucked up

syosama:

when ppl start talkin shit about someone who treated you like garbage

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fake-mermaid:

do you ever wash your face with cold water and feel like your life has changed dramatically

(Source: fake-mermaid, via page-404-not-found)

heearmeseeme:

thatsmallbluebox:

she looks legitimately troubled

i will reblog this until i die

(Source: kristenwiiggle, via page-404-not-found)

tyleroakley:

Just found this gem from our trip to Florida. I guess I don’t mind this twerp.

mirrortraffic:

NEW DEVELOPMENTS

apparently my mom is not even home

and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service

I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES

(via pizza)

heteroiero:

people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse. 

(via pizza)

unicornbl000d:

Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.

I think I’m onto something here.

(via pizza)

untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

(via hi)

inbox:

Like a good neighbor, stay over there

(via ugly)

horizons:

still one of my favorite tweets by one of my favorite people about one of my favorite people

snorlaxatives:

i lost my virginity inside the night club on club penguin 

(Source: snorlaxatives, via ugly)

teezee133:

theheartmaid:

ohheyvict0ria:

Oh hey look it’s the fault in our stars

I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING THIS HARD OMGH

Agustus’ last laugh